Machine!!!!Ok, maybe at this point the less I know, the better

I have the weirdest boner.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS

*googles Chester Bennington*

I agree 100% but I would still do that guy in those pics because he’s still a megababe.

All I'm getting from this (after further Google research) is that he is, in fact, a mega babe. Who directed Jane Eyre, which I loved! Call me, Cary.

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

Anecdotal Evidence: I’m 32. It’s been 2 years. No baby. The panic is real.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

OMG THIS WORKDAY IS GOING BY SO SLOWLY. I can’t wait to make sangria and a million dips. Time needs to fast forward. I need my long weekend.

Look, if any man of mine leaves me like that, I’m jealous too. You’re supposed to dance with the one who brought you, right? But you swapping guys with your ex-best friend? That don’t impress me much.

This is so tedious. She is a brand. Clothes, perfumes, makeup, hair appliances and products, video games, endorsement deals, appearances, TV shows, radio spots, modeling, limited acting spots, plus the general commodification of her social media presence. You think she’s vapid, you don’t like her, I won’t argue, but…

It’s “real” in that it’s a body that exists in the world. I’m pretty sure you’re the same commenter who was snarking on Taylor Swift a while back for having no ass, and now you’re contributing to snark directed at Kim K because apparently her ass is TOO big. I wonder if anyone can live up to your incredibly narrow…

Poor Joni..words are her medium. To have those taken away must be nearly unendurable. Fervent wishes for a recovery.

What ever it is, she does it well.

Model, actress, entrepreneur.

You’re like my gypsy scent doppelgänger spirit! Rough life timeline of scent begins “French” and ends with Cacharel, with some detours. Egads, some of them were terrible! Including:

Okay my partner and I were discussing this... what IS it about Nick? I was trying to explain to him that I think it’s that he’s got that like weird eye contact thing going on where he makes her feel like the hottest girl ever. My argument was that it really doesn’t matter what they look like (I mean it matters, obvi,…

He is absolutely smarmy and gross and he comes off so fake and manipulative. That guy Josh was an idiot to play things the way he did, but I can see why he was so bothered by Nick.

Yes! Why not Ben Z. or Chris or Joe? The only thing that puts me off about this scenario is that she chose Nick. I feel like she’s already made her decision considering they were texting prior to filming.