when you find out your parents will be visiting for the weekend

Diplo, is that you again?

It was an emergency. (She looks really good in white)

Maggie Gyllenhaal may not have the kind of beauty that bad, unimaginative Hollywood casting directors are looking for, but she’s incredibly compelling to look at, and oh man is she sexy. Like really deeply, dirtily sexy. I’m three episodes into The Honourable Woman, and there are a couple of scenes with Gyllenhaal and…

Bob Costas was never “one of the good ones” I don’t think. He’s always been a self-righteous high minded love the smell of his own farts type.

You drink some fucked-up coffee.

in this world where i listen to power pop at the gym, i will side on #teamkatyperry until taylor finally agrees to put her dumb music back on spotify

Buzz Bissinger: greatest name ever or greatest name ever?

Good for her. I've read it's been a struggle for her. Hopefully it is healthy baby.

I'm in the same camp. I got a little jolt of happiness for them when I saw the headline load.

I know it’s popular to hate on them, but I’m happy for them. They seem like they really love their daughter and they do a lot of the dirty stuff themselves that they could have handed off to a nanny. They’ve publicly said how they want more kids, so good for them.

i kind of give up.

“Katy Perry Enlists John Mayer for Revenge Against Taylor Swift”

I don't think I appreciated how much of a a fox Mariah was. She had better control of her demons then.

Who killed Leah Palmer?

anyone else's brain keep reading her name as Laura Palmer instead of Leah?

Talk about some serious “Family Research”

I feel like you and I are the only ones on team Gwyn and team Kim. Rock on with your bad selves, ladies.

I continue to be the sole person on Team Gwynnie. It’s a lonely fucking team.