Yes but uhhh, she went there (accidentally) and the she made the joke. Would it have been better if he responded like an uptight offended asshole? I don't see the problem here. This kind of dissection is honestly the reason we can't have nice things.

Instagrams on Jezebel just remind me how much I miss Selfie Loathing. :(

Thank you so much!

Thanks for saying this! I got married a few months ago and feel awful about the cognitive dissonance I have now when I think about the wedding. I couldn't be happier to be married to my husband, and the day went off without a hitch, but I feel dread thinking about it now. Glad I'm not alone, and glad you're on the…

Such Exquisite Hell. Regarding the no refund thing- what you don't realize when they're making that sample dress hug you perfectly with the help of all the ace hardware clips is that the real dress probably won't fit like that at all. A too-big dress pulled tight is going to look awesome on everybody! I'm currently…

This is blowing my mind.

Totally. The TSA could not have cared less as this was escalating. Pretty depressing from a crew who proactively accosts people for maybe having their keys in their pockets.

I, just like Blake Shelton, want to believe that it's not over.

Oooh I like this a lot. It kinda reminds me of the best parts of Nelly Furtado, pre her 2006 Timbalandification.

Definitely one of the funniest TWITs of all time.

Thank you! I love this.

I'm sorry. That's the worst. Coach T helps.

My best friend is having a baby and I'm so, so, so happy for her. I want to get her a gift that is both meaningful and useful and tells her how much I love her (and baby!). Jezzies with kiddos- what were your favorite gifts?

You got this, lady madonna. You're killing it way more than you give yourself credit for. Xo

Not a doctor or an expert, but I like to define alcoholism by its consequences. Is your drinking fucking shit up in your life but you're still getting after it? Probably a problem. If not, joie de vivre, baby.

Oh, thank GOD the kid didn't reenact our actual favorite dance scene from Dirty Dancing...

Totally. The whole notion of this even being debatable is making me feel like I must be kinda gross. I have absolutely no qualms about pee (my own or otherwise) happening in my shower.

Came here to say this. Emotionally manipulative drivel.

I was coming here to chime in about my veggie spiralizer. My IRL friends are so sick of me gushing about zoodles. Zoodles4Life

So just like 500+ facials and a bunch of fancy products starting two hours before the day starts? Got it. I was really hoping it would be this one weird trick.