I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT ARIANNA AND MARTHA ARE PUTTING ON THEIR FACES.

I kinda feel like...that's only 8000 calories?

Are you me? Fortunately we found out before the contract was signed. Knowing that a single one of those many, many dollars might end up tithing this fuckwad was enough reason for us to pull the plug.

and I love yours!!! brb gotta go enlist.

I don't church, but is a front desk with an attendant standard? Seems odd...

I would probably sleep with someone I don't find attractive for 40k. But, man. Sometimes my mood gets ruined by the soul-crushing guilt of not calling my Mom back. I feel like doing something so dubious as a full time job would make me sad all the time.

Ed Sheeran's new song "Don't" is allegedly about her. In it, he claims that she's a Cheaty McCheater, and that they used to "drink away the days with a takeaway pizza"....I believe this tweet is designed to call the factuality of the entire song into question. Nobody hates pizza.

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Woman With Vast Resources. A direct quote from the OP.

Except that Aguilera is a WWVR whose proven that money cannot buy slenderness. She's gained and lost in the past. I won't pretend to know her exact methods, but I'd be willing to guess it was primarily achieved with things that one could be doing for free. These photos are gorgeous.

I'm an introvert, and the idea that I need to memorize lists like this lest not to make myself out to be an ass when trying to talk to human with a different background than my own is simply not productive. Can we agree to not get too annoyed at people for just trying to have a damn conversation with us?

This woman is a goddess.

Well, I make a loop out of a thong and double it over itself to make a smaller loop. It basically holds the bun in place without crimping any parts of it. Super cool until your man asks you why your hair tie is size grande (damn you forever21 and your unforgivingly small underwear!)

Lately, on a hot tip from the gals at xovain, I've been twisting my hair up with a pair of panties when I go to bed- the idea being that you'll wake up with a recyclable blow out vs a bunch of elastic dents. It works! But I keep thinking "I need a fucking scrunchie!" ...So, I begrudgingly support this. 10/10 will buy.

This was my first thought as well! I dig it, too. Then again, Ariel in the Scuttle dress was also one of my first glamour-lust moments.

This was my first thought as well! I dig it, too. Then again, Ariel in the Scuttle dress was also one of my first glamour-lust moments.