So, I hate to be that guy, but you just grabbed a pretend analogy from the career of a guy who actually has a perfectly analogous situation that actually really happened in his career.

Yeah, when are American billionaires going to step up and pay women millions of dollars to play a sport no one wants to watch them play?

I count 96 players playing for second teams in 14 different countries scattered across Europe and Asia.

And here I've been skipping the WNBA season for years for free.

Last time I visited Walt Disney World was September 13, 2001, one day after our original plans to fly down on 9/12/01. Rented a van, drove there and had the entire place to ourselves for 3 days. That's how the Magoats family handles a national crisis.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

"I once worked at the ad agency that created the "Wanta Fanta" jingle for Fanta soda"

Surveys have shown clearly that horses fucked by Snyder have enjoyed it and find it a positive uplifting experience. It is a source of great pride for horses everywhere that Snyder in fact chooses to fuck horses in the first place.

The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.

Re: the high school dance boner.

As a Bucs fan, I'm gonna go over into that corner and cry my eyes out, okay? Thanks...

Briefly split in 2004ish but Michael Eisner was ousted and both sides made up, with Pixar now having more autonomy over its work, but all their films have been under the Disney/Pixar partnership, which made it all the more important that Disney brought them back into the fold while their in-house animation studio were…

"Not the best of the Disney Pixar flicks, but, in my opinion, the last one that was actually all that awesome (other than Finding Nemo)."

Duh, it's because they got Mark Aguirre to officiate the varsity game.

Hall of famer down to working with the Nuggets down to crossing guard down to JV basketball ref? Whats next, coaching the Knicks?

A MONTH?! Fucking god. That's more than my rent.

I'd rather get shit on by my kid every day for the next 5-6 years until he starts school (he's 3 months old) than have to pay $1,020.00 per month for daycare, which I am currently doing.

I mean, if Manny Pacquiao and Chris Berman died on the same day, who would receive more obituaries?

Everyone in SF nowadays is a transplant (Myself included) and if the Giants fanboy bandwagon is any indication, I think all these transplant tech-bros would swap from Niners to Raiders in a heartbeat depending on who was winning more.

Re: new dad, you will definitely get shit and vomit on you, but what I found most surprising is eventually not caring about it getting on me. On ME. I'm still aghast at the idea of shit getting on the carpet or the couch or whatever, but my hand? Whatever, stick my hand under the faucet, problem solved. I actively…