Captain Planet would be locked up today for protesting and hurting “lawful” business ventures.

...because the Rocket Equation isn’t real...?!

Didn’t pay much attention in middle school science, eh?

No argument from me on this.

Typical Hellcat owner.

#troof

Same, bro... same.

The internet was a mistake.

https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-reliability-owner-satisfaction/who-makes-the-most-reliable-cars-a7824554938/

The most reliable brand in the world should have never used a powertrain from one of the least reliable brands in the world.

Musk is a cancer.

“Ehh, sprinkle some crack on him and let’s go home.”

Sure... but will they be able to to teach the drones to reflexively shoot dogs?

Will look awesome at the local Starbucks.

Hertz also made sure to mention that each Tesla comes with a 12-month/12,000-mile limited powertrain warranty, go through a 115-point “pre-delivery inspection” and include a seven day buy back guarantee.

Dude... even Tesla THEMSELVES can’t manage to keep their cars up and running. Who TF thinks Hertz is going to…

The Golden State grew by 67,000 people, or 0.17%, last year, to just over 30.1 million on Jan. 1, 2024, according to a demographic report released April 30 by the California Department of Finance.

Tesla, lying?!

“Grow up.”

“Stable genius”

California doesn’t miss you.