stridercal
Bruce Steever
stridercal

You are going to love this country when you can’t trust the water and the air is a soup.

They are capitalist, which adheres to no policy.

#troof

Coming soon through a row of pedestrians at a car meet near you!

Going fast in a straight line just means you bought horsepower. Weak.

Wish i came up with it.

See also: WankPanzer, DePlorean, or the generic ‘TeSSla”

Welcome to nearly every city in the southeast. It’s almost as if red states don’t bother investing in infrastructure until they are forced over a barrel.

inCel Camino

And just like Foxworthy, none of this shit is funny.

Don’t ask.

You know most civilized folks call a nazi apologist such as yourself?

Yep, you’re a nazi.

I like that. Really brings it all together. Maybe humans are the problem, after all?

Again, /s

Research? That’s what ChatGPT is for, silly!

/s, just in case

When is?

My buddy just bought one, because (and i quote), “it’s cheaper than his GT3, so it was an easy decision.”

Man, must be nice.

Center of the goddamned sun.

You first.

It’s exhilarating and joyful acceleration that feels like the ‘Fast And Furious’ movies make hitting a nitrous button look.”

Glad to see Jalops still try to sprinkle in some comedy here and there.

#troof

Your anecdata is not strong?