I’m thinking about what could possibly be going through her head, and really trying to figure out where her heart is, too, and I keep coming up with this hunch that she really was trying to be, I dunno, true to herself somehow...? Or at least she never meant to hurt anyone, in fact quite the opposite...? It has my…

If Rachel has always felt like a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, is it for us to say that she’s “lying”?

They have, on average. Look the footage again. American Pharaoh runs two seconds behind Secretariat. Slower, but not crazy slower. Certainly not slower than Secretariat’s competitors. But American Pharaoh’s competitors are faster too.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Yes, as opposed to the Tilda Swintons of the world for whom Jezebel reserves their unmitigated enthusiasm. It’s usually a subtle neg that says “you might think this person is extraordinary in some way, and technically/according to social norms they’re pretty, but not EVERYONE thinks this kind of thing is pretty.”…

I must be particularly sensitive today because this just feels SO MEAN

Why the hate? I don’t get it. She’s filthy rich, so there isn’t any reason for her to stick to some career grind if she doesn’t want to. What is wrong with her trying out a lot of different things? Are we making fun of her because she’s not a huge success at any one thing? Most of us aren’t. Maybe she’s an average gal…

Well, I don’t envy her. It’s got to be hard being world-famous as being the lady who peaked with her bottom.

I got pregnant at 20 and am pro-choice. I chose to have the baby. Reaction from others: But, but, I thought you guys believed in abortion, right? CHOICE motherfuckers. What part of that word do you not understand, other than trying to take it away from us?

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

This seems like it would really up the possibility of your date ghosting on ya.

We have twins and a Double Bob.

I’m going to make it look like a war rig, and as I plow through the back of the pack, I’ll be yelling “oh what a day! Oh what a lovely day!”

If I were shopping for a stroller, I’d make sure to get the largest, most obnoxious one I can and then sign up for a ton of 5K races and then plow through the slower runners.

(Yes, I ran a 5K yesterday. And yes, a battle-stroller rammed into the back of my foot, causing me to run out of my shoe, stumble, and twist my…

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.