Worker: [tries to buy shower curtain]

This is actually a great week for the workers of Sochi. They no longer have to worry about rabid stays biting them and just yesterday chicken was added to the lunch and dinner menus for the next two weeks!

Can Sochi Get Its Shit Together? You mentioned illegal landfills.

Mexico is not going to be happy when they find out their Mariachi Skeleton is a Puerto Rican.

Patrick Stewart: Touch

Hipsters.

This is going to set Whites back 50 years

crybabies

Best kind of truthers yet, snow truthers.

Like Seahawks fans this plane could benefit from being grounded.

Like Seahawks fans' hubris this plane could benefit from be a little more grounded

Joke's on you Barry, he doesn't even have a job.

When you get older and are trying to squeeze out a minor victory at home you're not gonna have time for that shit either, it's what adult diapers are for.

I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man? I'm a man? I'm a man?.... fuck it I'm a woman.

"We've talked about that defense before, but it bears repeating: It's awesome"

"So, You Think You Can Leave Solomon Northup Hanging? You Cannot!"

Finally! Can we just clear the air,we all,uh never saw anything to get so udderly worked up about. I swear the whole world was teatering on its axis the day after, tit for tat one of the most overblown scandals ever.

There's no two ways about this, the street is clearly designated as a one way.

He may not tip but he does give the tip.

"I came in second, but nothing else changed," she said. "I may have a little bit of an itchy head, but I'm still loud and proud."