Just before the start of FA...

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.

I’m usually not much of a stickler for grammar, but that comma is bad enough to be called Leroy Brown.

You’d do anything to stop Trump except the one thing that actually will stop Trump. Got it.

You know when your friend who never plays video games picks the Warriors but they suck and miss every shot with Steph Curry and turn the ball over like, literally every possession and you’re trying to go easy so you pick the Lakers and just old man Kobe it with fade aways but you’re actually good so you still beat the…

“Is Atlanta known as a gay hotbed or something?”

Yes, its particularly known for being home to a large black gay populace.

Ya’ll are so damn weird.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

FYI, Mike Wilpon from PTI is not related to the Wilpons who own the Mets. So if your hesitation is that he yells too much to be a good teacher, consider that hesitation squished.

He’s buying luxury pigs now, too? You know, if the Wilpon family were smart, they would’ve paid this young man a weekly allowance. Some might call it ‘paternalism,’ but look at Bobby Bonilla. He was a hot shot superstar once upon a time and he’s never been better. You don’t see him schilling for PokerStars.net! Teach…

When reached for comment, the pig simply said, “Oh, dear. Oh, d-d-d-d-dear!”

can’t believe he did that without riding it to practice at least once.

The team originally said that Cespedes wouldn’t kill the pig, but that wording only meant that he wouldn’t be the one slaughtering it

This is great and all, but how about talking about Gawker’s lawyers arguing that Hogan’s sex tape was, and yes, this is a quote, “a matter of legitimate public concern”.

I’d usually expect that sort of damaging behavior from a Mariotti Hotel.

Ahh yes the old “You managed to overcome the terrible and shitty things we did to you. Therefore, what we did wasn’t actually terrible and shitty and you should probably be thanking us for it!”

I’d rather watch Black Caesar back at Big Daddy Kane’s crib with Cube and Flavor than another 7-hour Oscars ceremony

I’m sorry, but what? No reasonable person was thinking “oh, she probably hired a guy to take naked pictures of her through a peephole to further her sports broadcasting career.” If *you* thought that, well, that says something about *you*. It’s an unbelievably fucked up assumption to make.

But attraction and physical compatibility are just as important (and sometimes tied to) general compatibility. When I say "physical compatibility", I'm talking about libidos being matched, kinks being aligned, and general sexual wellness, not just physical beauty. You can have both - it's not an either/or…