strelnikov
Strelnikov
strelnikov

I said in my original comment that he turned “Ching-Chong Ding-Dong” into a running gag, but the original time Colbert talked in a bad Chinese accent was a leak of sorts.

Myron Reducto’s big butt fetish is a joke on the character’s love of tiny items, a comedic inversion. Colbert doing “Ching-Chong Ding Dong” was done in front of a camera waiting for the feed to go live and it was picked up by somebody with a microwave receiver plugged into a video recorder, then dumped on YouTube.

Of course FOX will defend renewing Bill O’Reilly’s contract; he was their big draw at the time, and you never show weakness, even if your organization is held together with string and duct tape. Really, they both deserve each other because the network and the man are garbage.

The difference is that Colbert took a live feed gaffe and turned it into a running gag while admitting (in his own way) that the original joke was tasteless. Cross just claims “I was doing a character”, which is absolute bullshit; he was being David Cross, Snarky Asshole, which might be the real him.

So what is it like on the alternate Earth you are obviously writing from?

I thought Jim Davis hammered out a years’ worth of cartoon ideas in a couple of weeks, and then his ghost artist draws them out over time, because Davis is hip-deep in merchandising his crappy characters to the world.

So Sanders is the problem? Not a party of spineless toadies, nor their “opponents”, that gang of neo-Confederate cro-magnons, crypto-fascists, and general shitheels?

Just call him David “ching-chong, ding-dong” Cross from now on.

The way things are going, I’m glad this article doesn’t disclose that John Malkovitch rapes Armenian hookers to death with his rock hard organ that he nicknamed “Steely Dan.”

You know somebody will do a YouTube video where every time somebody in the film says “Hole” or “Harry Hole”, a snippet of this song will play, probably making the video go faster and faster.

From the people that gave you Snuff!

The trick is with this show is there really is no slack in the metaplot, so if you walk away from it for more than two episodes you are utterly lost, especially if it’s early on in a new season.

Cursor was just Tron’s Bit without the early computer animation.

In that photo up there Butler looks like he’s thinking “Who space-farted?”

....and only for that weekend, with a sharp dropoff the next weekend and it’s out of the multiplex long before Star Wars: Mark Hamill is Your Raggedy Monk Santa Claus shows up to blow the doors off the place.

“Sorry about the delay on this review. There was a minor technical hiccup, and by that I mean I’m an idiot.”

Damn, we’re down to one response.....

I checked and yes, around the time of the Paul Stine killing, the Zodiac stabbed two people to death. It’s hard not to see Zodiac as a gun-only killer because of his initial killings.

Ol’ Zodiac shot all his victims (that we know about.)

It’s those deliberately awful Russian roads; if the design isn’t rugged and clean, the mud and free stones will wreck it.