Kinja Buttchugging Pirates

I left a bucket of cold farts in a basement freezer once….

"Blow you load" is sexual, "shoot/shot your wad" is muzzle-loader gun talk.

Even this one?

I wish he had started a business called Shitbiscuits, Incorporated and tried to sell the world on turd-shaped biscuits instead of running for President and screwing it up.

Feels like a Kinja product…..

As long as they can somehow make Frazier-Nash a solvent firm again to be a sponsor, I'm sold.

Horrendous titles for this thing:

No, they have to blow up the planet (within the show) to make DAMN certain no more Simpsons can happen.

It had a life in re-runs, it didn't live to offend (unlike the Seth MacFarlane shows and some of the very-short-lived stuff that Fox greenlit after KoTH ended), I'm sure it did well in Texas.

Supposedly his nickname is "Keevie" (according to the agonybooth.com website back when it had a "Hall of Fame" for film people who were mentioned more than twice in their reviews.)

A lot of this thread are people who know the history of TV comedy and there's been a lot of talk about blackface inside and outside America, weird racist characters on Monty Python, etc. The Pat character was always 1/100,000 of whatever offensive stuff comedy writers came up with, and only notable because Lorne…

You're talking about the British Embassy in Moscow bit in "The Cycling Tour", where Chapman is supposed to be the British Ambassador but really he is a Chinese agent who has taken over the place, and it's plainly obvious who he is because he wears a Manchu hat and a robe, but he claims to be from Cornwall (he…

"It surpasses all belief he chose to send a career-killing email like that."

When they rant about Marxism, that's a dogwhistle; they are talking about this Internet conspiracy theory of "cultural Marxism" that is a keystone belief of the alt-Right, that the Marxists realized that the revolution was not coming in the West, so they created cultural criticism which was latched onto by the LGBTQ…

The whole thing is utterly insane even by the standards of computing history; without Augusta Ada King-Noel, Countess of Lovelace, who worked with Charles Babbage, the concept of programming would not exist. From the ENIAC program onward there were so many women involved with programming, inventing things like…

Trump is a selfish slob and enabler of wannabe Nazis, thus Silicon Valley agrees that is the way to go. It's madness, but this is the same corporate community that lets Peter Thiel continue on his merry way.

Too bad that Jack Chick is dead; he could have made a tract titled The Devil's Onion is Bloomin'.

Trump is AMAZING in his bureaucratic clumsiness, willingness to appoint completely unworthy or untenable people to his staff, and unwillingness to staff the rest of the government. Ten days and not even appointed has to be a record in any government.

Remember, I said his brain was a tumor.