I have reached that age where when I see cute babies I just want to eat their faces. I’m starting to understand how the old crone in Hansel and Gretel got her jones.

You are a fucking monster, Bobby.

And don’t a good majority of those fertilized eggs get tossed out like yesterday’s jam?

i wanna get straw crunk w you kate.

No. Do it when everyone is looking. But make sure you look rad and are wearing a really kick ass read lipstick. Then they’ll be like, “Wow drinking beer through a straw must be some cool new thing.” (much like I thought when I saw the pic of Rhianna doing it)

I learned this lesson from Rihanna and I’ve never looked back.

“Platitude” said the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey. “Platitude”. Do better.

Lady St Petsois Juju?

I think his little brother is more talented. And as far as A list guys who shouldn’t have a career, Ashton Kutcher is #1, by a long shot.

I don’t hate this comment, but I am confused by it. Are there some words missing? Were you calling him a phenom sarcastically? Or were you switching back and forth between using “he” to indicate Fincher and Affleck without denoting it? I'm just really confused.

It sounds like it’s the “ha ha ha” that kind of sounds like it? Maybe the speakers aren’t clear enough.

But bad movies make money all the time.

But don’t you know? Children (like women!) exist as rewards for adult men who have “earned” their time and affection, and not as beings unto themselves with needs and desires and agency!

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

If anything, I’d be more productive if I had less time to get things done. I work well under time constraints. Give me 9 hours to work per day and I just end up procrastinating and posting on Jezebel.

It’s the classic canard too. He explains every economic problem as an issue of dependency, which always lets big business off the hook. I mean, the idea of a living wage is gaining traction and boy, those hard working republicans wouldn’t want to see that.

What the hell happened? I’m away from my job -where instead of working I Jezebel all day - for 2 days and I come back to a bunch of stuff about Ariana and donuts.

Wow, I knew Svengali was a reference to a star-making character in literature, but I never knew it was an anti-Semitic one.

Nice day for it.