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Strega Nona the Weed Witch
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Other than Blake, Miranda, and Cady, there’s two people that know the truth about it, and one of them is dead.”

Cops say he has “minor criminal offenses” on his record

Before I scrolled down and saw her picture, I knew she was a black mother. This never happens to white moms.

Judd Apatow movies are ALWAYS TOO LONG

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

“He should’ve had a better welcome than he had,” Sequoya Turner, a lifelong Oklahoma resident, told Politico before bursting into tears.

I’m too sad to be angry. Is that okay? No one with any common sense believes she committed suicide. For a traffic stop? Are you kidding me? Why would they even begin to believe we would fall for that. But even still, I’m feeling right helpless and hopeless. I don’t think this nonsense will ever end. Whiskey lunch?

First off, kudos to the crack writers at 104.5 KRXO for thier “first president to visit a prison, some folks think maybe he should stay there” joke this morning. Just wow, such quality, great writing, wow, so edgy.

queen of thorns got a nod for guest actor which is awesome

FUND BETTER MORE ACCESSIBLE 24 HOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION INSTEAD OF DUMB SEXIST CAMPAIGNS YOU IDIOTS

Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, but more effective for me personally would be “Don’t get hammered and drive. Even if you don’t crash, when you wake up tomorrow you’re going to be useless all day.”

Sexism free AND good advice.

I find it difficult to understand how the culture we live in can honor a person who is responsible for taking a life and injuring several others

I want earrings from beads made from that cream in my vagina. Make it happen, Mogavero.

Being working poor, exploited and treated unfairly in the workplace are white people problems? Wait until I tell my co-workers of colour. They'll be thrilled.

He looks like Peter Pettigrew from the Harry Potter movies.

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

I don’t know whether it’s his stupid face or just that he always seems so pleased when he goes on about cutting benefits, or getting rid of minimum wage, destroying unions. I think I hate him more than any of the other GOP jackassery, and that includes Trump. I know Trump is just trolling with his bullshit.

The fact that they are sending you invites shoes that they are a bunch of fucking assholes who should go live on Mars. I’m so sorry you had to go thru that and I hope you have a good support system. I’m sending you lots of love virtually. Your feelings are completely valid and they are in the wrong and should go fuck