I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

+10 for the firefly reference.

wait what about blogger’s SOs

Ok John Oliver is the bestest, that’s totally understandable.

anna needs to fucking call me yesterday

Same here. Except we’re both married. So it’s lots of fantasy fuel and that’s it. Lots.

Mmmm. Work crush. Bearded ginger. It’s what gets me up and not looking like total ass in the morning.

This article is really well timed- I haven’t had a crush in years and suddenly, I start a new job, and I get blind-sided by a never-gonna-happen crush on my manager who's reasonable older than I am.

This is too complicated for me. Simply said, I have a crush on a guy at work. He’s cute, hard working, single, and i’d like to bone him one day. Is that wrong?!?!

I have no input on adult crushes... But can we all agree that everyone you had a crush on between 5th and 10th grade was probably an awkward, pimply mess? The boys that broke my heart during the awkward years did NOT look like Jonathon Taylor Thomas or Devon Sawa....

I’m freaking crying over this and I’m not even gay! And what I mean by that is this shouldn’t affect me that much but I’m just so happy for everyone else!

I know it’s complicated, I know there’s more to come in the individual states, but I’m actually crying right now.

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

goddammit TayTay can’t even be controversial for like one full fucking day

I’m so not used to seeing folks who accept criticism and change their behavior. Is this even the internet?

New Rule: All articles from now on must contain at least one Ivy & Harley gif.

*their. Should have gone to college.

An evil treasure gnome.

At this point I think Adam Sandler might just be a jizz crusted sock from some MRA dude bro’s masturbatory habits that became sentient because life starts at ejaculation.