And that seat will be both itchy and lumpy.

Gets even better. He had to be intentional, right? Either way, it’s hilarious.

And you just know he’s going to play Chewbacca’s mother.

This just in, director does not want to tell notoriously reactionary fanbase his idea for a movie in said franchise.

Can’t wait for the reboot...Tom Hanks and Tim Allen in

Well do be fair, he didn’t say “random strangers,” just “strangers.”  A carefully curated audience of A-list strangers, their agents, and their spouses.

Never mind that, I wonder if Tom Hanks understands how Chet Hanks came to be.

Hell, he barely voiced him in the movies.

Tom Hanks, didn’t Tim Allen once vote for a republican? Doesn’t that mean he can’t be the voice of Lightyear?

As someone who grew up in a small town in a rural, “good Christian” area, that tracks pretty well with the Jocks I knew who are still popping up on Facebook to remind me I am going to Hell.

It’s not supposed to be “dark?” A show, that just this season, violently and bloodily kills a metric shitton of children and teenagers? There’s literally long lingering shots of children, with their limbs mangled, lying in pools of their own blood.

I think Argyle’s main point (besides being an homage to other 80s movies and also giving the California stuff a very different flavor) was to provide some (IMO needed) levity, as well as offer a useful sounding board for Jonathan’s character and offer an outsider perspective on how crazy the Stranger Things stuff is…

While it tied in a little less than I expected (I assumed the other parents were going to actually relate to events a bit more this season and then they very much didn’t) I really liked the satanic panic stuff, because it was shining a light on a crazy but true part of Americana at the time, and because it offered up…

Argyle. Comic relief and breaking up tension. 

Don’t even get me started on Argyle.

In the end, Jason was the reason why the final gate opened: Lucas was busy with him, which meant he wasn’t there to play Kate Bush to Max when she started levitating (not to mention Jason broke the walkman). That led to Max dying, which led to the gate opening. I think the build-up to him being what ruins their plan…

I’m curious to see how things are going to play out between him and this new “Mendoza” character.

Steve is two days away from retirement and ready to sail on the SS Live Forever with his six nugget family. I’m sure he’ll be fine

will definately not buy it

This is what happens when people develop religious devotions towards anything, be it food, entertainment or so on. There are dozens of them in any fandom about anything. They also tend to be the most vocal ones too.