What miserable g/o shits are forcing you to read any of this?  Your complaint is tedious. 

It would be super lame if they had this whole series about Saul and it becomes the Walter White Show for the last few episodes.

SERIOUSLY. “A character makes the ultimate sacrifice” along with a picture of Nacho. The fuck, AV Club?

My first thought was Mrs. Vacuum, standing in for the late Robert Forster.

That might gave been a fun little surprise.  Make sure when you review the upcoming episodes you continue with the grand tradition of spoilers in the headline.  Peppering in ambiguous teases like "Nacho" and "ultimate sacrifice" mere moments after the episode airs.

After the production delay, they couldn't get Rhea Seehorn for the last few episodes, so they're just having Carol fill in as Kim

If you see one it’s to late.  It means there are like a thousand living in you walls.  

I swear if I see any more of these annoying yellow fucks I'm going to kill myself or them

Is this ... satire?

....9/11?

How many of these people are actual professional film critics? Asked critic The Amazing Potato, in a critical manner befitting his status as a critic.

Hi, Chris! 

I mean, doing no voice and sounding just like Chris Pratt and making the standard wisecracks associated with that studio will definitely be “unlike anything” we’ve heard from Mario before.

Imagine being even remotely upset that somebody is making light fun of Chris Pratt.

I really loved the Thunder. I didn’t really care for the Love.

I would be unsurprised to learn that AV Club articles are now auto-generated by AI. I’d be even less surprised that G/O Media is suing the third party development team that created the Barsanti AI for failing to deliver according to the agreed-upon standards of quality.

A search for “offering flowers slang” produced the following urban dictionary result:

Assberg

We were sitting in the theater prior to Age of Ultron and Mrs Lizardo asked me “is Thor in this?” So I laughed way too hard when this happened: