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If only the roads were to blame for their horrible drivers

This is exactly what they do/did in Illinois. Hence the parade of governors into and out of prison.

This is done on purpose. It's basically 'Planned Obsolescence' taken to its logical extreme; They NEED this road to fall apart before the next budget year is over, and what better way to ensure that it cracks open within 3 months than by laying asphalt on top of a layer of snow? Why do they need this road to fail, you…

....are you motherfucking kidding me? I do not understand anything about that country anymore.

The title of this makes no sense. 'Fast' is not a correct adverb here, as the video shows NO sort of measure or relativity to actual time. It's merely a mapped out trajectory of hypothetical epidemic's course of action. The viewer would assume it's fast, sure, because it's a 17 second video. but I've never flown…

Probably some type of scheduled road maintenance that paving over the snow doesn't effect the job, maybe?

ooh, i got a couple:

I'm fairly certain this is not in slow motion...

I'm a Blues fan and was at a Blues vs Blackhawks game in the front row a few years ago in Chicago. I was standing up watching during warmups in a Blues shirt and Jay McClement shot a puck right at me (or at the glass in front of me, that is) and gave me a quick nod. It was the tiniest acknowledgement from a player to…

It just makes me not want to drink disgusting oozing coffee.

that looks disgusting.

3.) Abandon vehicle

Not that lucky. Still drives an Aveo.

If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

No one in America wants diesel or a stupid wagon except for 5 commenters on jalopnik.

Sure, 'cause let's all gather round and talk about how foolish those "Other" people are, just so we can feel more secure in who we are.

You are going to be able to find a LOT of creationist laymen with unscientific and uneducated opinions. You can also find a lot of evolutionist laymen who have ridiculous and unscientific beliefs about evolution. For example, adopting the Lamarckian concept of the inheritance of acquired characteristics. (The idea…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I feel no feels at this. He sounds demonic... It's totally ruined it. This coming from a 25 year old who still has all his tubs of old Legos and probably spent more time with them than any other toy ever, including video games. It's a nice commercial, but man get a different non-demon child to do the voice.