It's funny how confident you are in your ignorance. You openly admit you're a console gamer and happily wave that pathetic corporate flag yet you seem to have a vast all encompassing knowledge of PC gaming. Only you don't, and are clearly talking out your ass if you think there aren't great PC games made all the time.

Stop it.

And my argument against vegetarianism: bacon.

Have some early Queen when their songs were fantastic in the fantasy sense. =)

No I am not. I know that argument, I have made it before when it actually applies, here it does not apply.

So if I wanted to be more manly, wise, and stoic do I not ever shave my beard and wear a leather apron with a large hammer at my side? Because I could totally do that all of the time.

This presumes I care more about "performing" well than I care about dressing however I damn well please.

I was hoping for remarkable collisions.

Formula for a Lifehacker Self-Improvement Posts.

Also more delicious. Seriously, don't ever eat a mortal shell. Possible side effects are explosive diarrhea

I'm sorta of surprised that no one addressed your comment. I'm also surprised that I'm going to take a crack at it.

Great sentiment. Not such a great header graphic. Articles like this tend to have a corny stigma attached to them which keeps some people from actually taking it seriously, even though it is fantastic advice. But with visuals like the above I bet the advice gets lost on most.

Am I the only one who had to look up what the hell an MKS, MKX and MKT were?

You win all of the things.

"...without clothes...when he was caught by police dogs"

The uncanny valley does exist. As most of the time U.S. sociological studies are flawed by design. Animated figures are not what the uncanny valley is about. And going from "unrealistic" to more realistic and asking about those morphed pictures, is leading, at best. The uncanny vally describes someone who "does not…

"Personally, I must have spent five or ten minutes trying to figure out how to get out of the baptism: it wasn't something I wanted to do precisely because I'm not religious. Eventually, of course, I had to go on with it."

Pretty sure #4 is actually Hobbit\LotR because it looks like Gangalf standing outside the Baggins' hobbit hole