^this.

Did literally everyone so far (as of 10:02am) miss the part about including the one finger salute?

Pretty sure the GTI has been Jalop approved since 1975

I am a Libertarian Porcupine and I approve this message

A GTI is a hot hatch with ridiculously good steering and a perfected turbo engine. A TSX is a European Accord, with Accord-like handling and overall sloppy drive. Your argument is invalid. (Oh ya, and you can save a bunch of money by going with a GTI too)

An S2000: Where your first accident is your last accident.

I do believe this is how it's being used now. Example:

Yes, you are taking crazy pills. Now, stop taking them and get back to reality, where hot hatches are awesome.

Blame Canada!!

Bring some of this to California snowboarding resorts please

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Is memory management all that important in a time of 16+GB DDR3 RAM? (and if you are programming 3d graphic intensive stuff - you need to learn C anyway)

I feel that only assholes will wear glass. And then we'll call them glassholes.

You won't have any NHL games to watch for 2 weeks once the Olympics roll in, forcing you to watch the Olympic version (all the same players thou, just spread between U.S., Canada, and Russia).

Childhood, you're back!!

kiiiilll...meee

In a race between an IS-F, an M3, a C63 AMG, and a G37 (wtf? why?) - the winner is Audi RS5