I am disapoint

"Correct side" - you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

mmm...egg meat

Is there a way to short-sell the bitcoin? Easiest money you'll have ever made - once this bubble goes POP.

http://xkcd.com/874/

#6: Sex

Jim, you are now a man!

what are you, gay? :)

I may or may not have been interviewing for a job at the Agoura Hills, CA branch of 505 Games once and may or may not have been interviewed by the company's president while he was positively high on cocaine.

wiping = smearing poop on your body; the ONLY proper way is a bidet

"I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans.""

"ROBO PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!!"

video or didn't happen

http://streetlightperson.kinja.com/how-to-cross-a…

Togo's > Subway

I can put my entire family in my Explorer and go up a mountain for a snowboarding trip without worrying about the snow chains or go camping in a location not accessible to a van or a low-profile sedan.

^This indeed...marathon junkies are almost worse than drug junkies...they'll make the experience seem so nice, but at the end of the day they just want someone to share the high/agony with

Everyone watching this got +5 to Russianness.

I am Russian, and so are you now.