Toyota Matrix. Especially considering that it came out around the time of the movies. Unless Toyota was implying that the drivers of this car appear to be sleeping to the outside world - then it's perfect.

These people kinda look like glassholes

I loved your comment long time.

wow...2 minutes of life...gone

Is there a radio right above the cup holders? Have fun tilting your coffee cup to fit it in there :)

Goes back to the Triangle of Happiness: Autonomy-Challenge-Recognition. This accomplishes two of the threesides.

This is definitely a weird topic...would you tell your kids about your days of promiscuity and debauchery or would you rather put your new-found wisdom to good use by being a good role model?

If someone called an American - a Canadian, everyone would either ignore it or laugh about it. Why would anyone deserve a kick to the face for confusing two very similar nationalities?

Sounds like a deep-rooted culture-based inferiority complex

But who's the bad guy?

I got a 100%, but the downside is that it's an internet startup and everything might end at any moment.

what was the loud noise that the dad heard? attempted suicide? car accident?

Haha, ya - the paradox of showing an ad for an amazing TV picture quality via your crappy TV...which is why it usually degrades to animals or balloons "coming out from the other side of the screen into your living room" I guess :)

To be devil's advocate - might they be targeting the uninitiated friends that might be watching movies with you at your house?

Is it the same guy that created this gem of a Phantom Manace review?

In other words: to remain happy about being a lazy-ass

Some sketchy businessman wanted to build a resort there and was fixated on it to being the last thing in the Yellow Pages...the project ultimately fell through, but the exit name stayed.

That's shitty.

The authors seems to come from a very privileged background, where there are economic centers everywhere? Have you ever been to Buttfuck, Russia? A kiosk like this would be the most advanced thing most residents have ever seen, and it would likely be the first time in their lives that some of the people there would…