I’ve never rooted for multiple people to fail as hard as I root for every Ball family member to fail.

get a fucking life.

Who gives a fuck?

Is there any reply lazier than “read the article?” Yeah it addresses it, doesn’t change the fact that it’s a ridiculous fight to pick.

First of all, the females are almost all white because it takes place in Indiana in 1984. Demographics, not some subliminal white supremacy, are the most likely reason the Duffler brothers didn’t make Max say, a Palestinian. Jesus Christ.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

- said no one after eating Papa John’s

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

Maybe leaving the Knicks has changed ‘Melo after all. He’s even looking to help distribute.

“Imagine texting somebody you love and getting no response for more than a day.”

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

That’s when, according to records filed in court, police said Adelman, 47, ran up to them and “took a fighting stance”

I’d like to know how Byrd scored the ending of No Holds Barred

Viewership is down, so they clutch at straws.

HIs hair is done in a style that I would be admonished for, therefore, I wish nothing but ill will upon him; for I am a reasonable man of the Internet and am infallible

“I had a six-game suspicion too, but it had to do with Aikman stealing my tramadol.”

“I’m pregnant!”

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.