Over the road racing. Above the road? Under the road? Who knows?!

Oh you poor naive soul.

Cancer took the wrong ESPN employee.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

Scott was "using language that most of the audience didn't understand, and it had to stop," Olbermann recalled the executive as saying.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Looks like Billy's still got it. Of course, you can't really lose genital herpes.

Dude, His second step was the classic Andre the Giant walking over a dude's stomach move.

Of course it was Carmelo keeping him from throwing another punch. God forbid somebody else take a shot, for once.

The celebrity 2 on 2 basketball tournament continued on through the scorching hot San Jose summer afternoon. The finals had arrived and in one corner stood the most unlikely duo.... Kobe Bryant and Andrew Luck.

If I recall correctly, Roman gladiators had a pretty bad record against tigers too.

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

To be fair, Chris Berman gave credit to a certain Glazer earlier today. He said it was quite possibly the best jelly donut he ever ate.

The fact that nobody asked a question like "Are you a doo doo head?" is a sure sign of the decline of our American society.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THAT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" he said, before turning off the 76ers game and calmly addressing his team.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."