Towels were used to block sewage from running into the players' general dressing area.

Hammer meet nail.

Bosh's response:

I hope the car ends up just like a jaguar; in a tree.

Not as muscular as the others since the CIA had him pushing too many pencils.

Shouldn't this be stuck in sand or up her own asshole?

Stenhouse didn't do anything wrong, his car never moved off the white line.

Yeah, fuck the children!

Jesus, you would think Deadspin would take a little more time making a good looking bracket.

They can have SAP, why not offer commentary free sound option for all sporting events?

What kind of "grown man" eats/regurgitates cotton candy?

Did the cameraman just step out of the Grizzlies shower?

I assume they'll change their logo to DuPont and dress in racing firesuits?

Not Danica Patrick. Enough reason to follow IndyCar over NASCAR.

Clint Malarchuk isn't impressed.

Enviropricks like this make give those of us who are level headed in the HC a bad name.

Why didn't Deadspin make a big deal with Tyson started following McGruff the Crime Dog on Twitter?

Throw them in a barrel and toss them out into the harbor Boston Tea Party style.