Hilarious, huh? You think they’re hilarious? What, like a clown, here to amuse you?

Woah woah woah, no one calls Rick a “b player” in my presence.  That man’s apron game is sooooo strong.

I do not understand how this works, but will try it at some point anyway.

Absolutely dill and amazing with cheddar cheese as well.

YES

I’m pro pickles-on-most-things.

Peanut butter and pickles. Dill chips. Go a little heavy on the pickles because the PB is thick and tends to overpower everything else.

Yesssss. I am constantly hoping Disney will give Gargoyles another chance. That show got weird (well, weirder) and melodramatic every now and then, but for the most part it was excellent. I would just want them to get as much of the original cast back as possible—they were phenomenal!

This is criminally under-starred. 

Joule thief!

Sure, maybe he wouldn’t have to... but he could.

J.P. Patches personally killed no fewer than seventeen Germans with two thumbs (only one of which was his) and Gertrude’s wig, during the war.

In case you cannot watch the video, I’ll save you the Google Search:

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I think most the old ones were just a shade under 7 minutes.

I think it’s that frenetic because of the music - though, of course, they chose that music for a reason. It does seem more like the climax to a longer bit with more build-up. 

Rabbit of Seville, bitch. Yes, you’re next. Youuuuuu’re, so next.

I know—I’m trying to approach this from more of a “proof of concept” standpoint than from a “here’s a final product” standpoint.

It’s only a minute and a half. The old shorts were about 8 or 9 minutes. So I feel that it’s okay as the purpose isn’t to be as fully fleshed out as those older ones. The rest of them will fall between 1 to 6 minutes, so there will most likely be more like these. There should be others with more breathing room, as you…

Yeah. My first thought was Steve Bannon.

But I mean, the sleazier and scuzzier point kinda puts him more on message right?