Everton 2016-17: one player that can score goals, reasonably successful, manager on the ascendancy

This distinction seems arbitrary and needlessly pedantic.

This is one of the greatest posts ever

Was this photo-shopped?

He looks like a foreign exchange student that’s really trying to embrace the culture but has no clue what he’s doing.

No, it’s to punch them until they aren’t Nazis anymore.

Don’t make fun of Billy. He grew up on the southern isthmus of the Texan peninsula. It was a hard-scrabble life on the tundra there and education was a luxury - not a right.

I’m kind of confused as to how someone lives near the Taiwan border - is he out in international waters?

Remember those laws about not locking people in planes until the lemon-soaked paper napkins arrive? I’m pretty sure they were getting the passengers out onto the terminal and Williams wanted to push the baby instead of carry, andthe staff knew that there was no viable way to go digging through the checked luggage…

Go back to school, herb:

Moonies?

That’s the heart-breaker. There is no reason to go back to it as it sold like garbage. They arent even upgrading it for 4K. EA did the SAME thing to Mass Effect... so tragic.

The first Mirrors Edge was a masterpiece.

It’s honestly one of my favorite games of the past ten years. It still holds up and nothing has gotten close to matching its greatness. If you’re looking for a cool parkour platformer set in a weird bright & shiny dystopia (and I get that not everybody is) there’s nothing like it.

I love Mirrors Edge. That is all.

This mission is the pinnacle of Dishonored’s level and game design for me. Nothing is better than this. And it does that taking away every power that you have and giving you a mind-blowing time travel power, who is probably the best use of this mechanic I’ve ever seen in a game. Titanfall 2's time travel level is…

I feel like sitting on the flag is only the second most egregious thing in this photo.

It’s like raaaiaaaiaaaaaan on your wedding day.

If you’ve never drank the milk from a bowl of Fruity Pebbles you are not allowed to have the above opinion

How about the “fist smash the top of the machine while bellowing FUUUCK YOOU!!!”. that’s one of my faves