asserting that while the classes did not meet the school’s rigorous standards, the little work that was required was completed and turned in, thus constituting a class

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Take that, Globalists!

WTF is a tree lawn?

Preach, Alex. If you’ve never gotten one kid to false start on the green duck, just to have him knock down the actual gray duck, you haven’t played the game.

Exactly and they weren’t saying boo, they were saying Boo-urns

I know nobody wants to hear about fantasy, understandable. But that garbage TD for Hopkins at the end of the game did it for me in my matchup.

There are still a lot of Equinoxes left, of course, so buy one while there’s still time.

Oh yeah. But there were good aftermarket hydraulic compensators that took care of the problem, of you didn’t mind the squealing sound.

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

I haven’t been in a walk-in in a long long time, but on the basis of the walk-ins I was in during my youth employment, there is a fairly obvious button to let you out of a sealed unit, but it’s not necessarily intuitive. Usually, it was a mechanical push button somewhere on the righthand side of the door, but it’s not…

An impressive turn of phrase; verily, I say, you are indeed a cunning linguist.

The Chicago Blackhawks have announced that Brian Bickell will officially retire in a pregame ceremony for every remaining game of the season.

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

+1 Dual-handed finger snap

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

For everyone complaining about how terrible airlines have gotten:

Brilliant article. I have a now 18 yo who was diagnosed with sensory integration disorder (now sensory processing disorder) when she was between 2-3. The difference between defiance and distress become very clear, if you are looking this. I’ve watched parents of children struggling with SPD/SID try to treat this as a…