The committee was just trying to save the school and the state some embarrassment when they inevitably lose in the first round. Regardless of the sport, it’s still the Gophers we’re talking about.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

I follow some crazy Trump supporters on Twitter just to see what they think. Apparently, this was a well formed plan by Trump to prove people are leaking information to the press.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

The battery life isn’t so bad considering:

Now tied for the record in consecutive title defenses at Heavyweight

But RPGs are about the stats!

Well I guess I’ll go buy one now to tow my commercial jet. Dang you Porsche marketing division, you got me.

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

You are the second person to say that to me today. So.

Only photoshop, but this would be the ideal way to have Spicer among your bushes.

Actually, your abilities to talk about your pay to other workers has been federally protected for about 80 years:

I have two of these. They say they can bear up to 55 lbs but I personally wouldn’t be comfortable mounting something above 35/40 to a single stud swivel mount.

I have two of these. They say they can bear up to 55 lbs but I personally wouldn’t be comfortable mounting something…

I think there is a confusion on the Left-Right tactic on lyke’s part, the direction isn’t always take a left or a right, it’s to put your hand on one side and always keep it there. If you hit a dead end it will just circle it and continue on. The idea is that you will always be moving forward and not back tracking.

How to cosplay as Modok:

I was watching this shit on TV, and at no point over the course of the entire chase did he drive any faster than 10mph. He had “Victory Parade” on the side of his car, and was waving and soluting people as he drove past like he was the damn grand marshall of his parade. How the cops considered this a chase and let it…