This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Stop using that meme. You dont know how to do it properly.

How the fuck did this kid do all this terrible stuff without a face? Seems like it would make the phone calls difficult.

And what happens to you when you get a new job?

See, that’s where you’re wrong. VC is the greatest NBA dunker ever. But none of his competition dunks is as good as what the professional dunkers can do now. That makes sense: They are specialists at dunking and he was a specialist at being a really great basketball player. For example, Vince did an elbow hang in that…

Who the fuck wants to be locked into just basmati rice? It's a terrible match for so many foods.

Hey, so. I’m a trained chef, and I wanted to take a second to say your ricemaking method is terrible and take about twice as long as it should to cook rice

I’d gladly tip the cable guy if he showed up on time and actually fixed the problem.

Fixed that for you.

I guess they’re banking on not having to tackle keyboard and mouse units.

No. It’s an intentionally childish and silly font which,when used in serious settings, creates at best tonal dissonance and at worst makes the designer look like an idiot. It isn’t some kind of weird in-crowd thing to dislike the widespread use of comic sans.

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

Did you try maybe reading the linked recipe?

As one who participated in many combat exercises with our Asian allies, I can say that the press realeases of ‘who won what’ or ’ kill ratios’ or ‘who was better’ will never be released. Asian nations do not want to be embarrassed and our Generals are kind sorts when the State Department is monitoring the exercises.

Well. Now I have to go watch Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier, and Timecop.

Guys should use this technique.

Easy. He got a shot to the head in the previous scrum, eyesight went blurry, couldn’t make out the uniform colors. <grabs genitals of large human> Yes, that’s Manly.

Every time I see clips from a WWE game... I really do wonder, how is it still a thing? Really, they don’t have to keep using that system Jakks/THQ developed... Then you have the very old animations that are still being recycled... and those glitch clips... ugh.

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

Not too likely, but it’s still quite possible.