Best in Show. Not sure if cult, I love it!
The size is what kills me. It makes me feel like someone’s decided my eyes are too feeble to read normal text anymore.
This is kind of a humiliation/triumph hybrid. When I was starting 3rd grade, we got a hot (for the 80s) new bus driver who I immediately started crushing on. He wore head-to-toe denim and played Bon Jovi for us on the morning of the first day. On the way home that afternoon, I realized fairly quickly that I needed to…
So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.
My first day of grade 8 I was determined to impress a boy who had never expressed any interest in me whatsoever, but hey. I had fixed up my makeup just so and spent half the morning with a waving iron on my hair. Finally, I was all decked out in my acid wash best- a whole skirt suit complete with peplum that it’d…
On my first day of Kindergarten our teacher was singing “Do Your Ears Hang Low” and I said “No, that’s not how it goes! It’s do your BOOBS hang low!” Only later when I told my mom and she laughed did I realize that she had taught me the wrong version. She loves to tell this story to anyone who will listen.
I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…
The best season is autumn; this is not up for debate. Summer is the worst and I am hating every miserably sticky minute of it.
CHILDREN OF AUTUMN, WE MUST TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST THE ADVANCING WINTER HORDE! WE WILL SLAY THEM AND BURN THEIR BODIES ON FESTIVE BONFIRES!
Fall is the best, obviously. Any other answer belies an underlying medical condition. See your doctor.
That was such a great moment. Right up there with “My God, I’m hallucinating! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag!”
I love my husband... but he’s driving me insane. When we were dating, he would do little (very little but meaningful) things to make me know I was loved and cared for - leave a note, bring me coffee, have some chocolate waiting for me when I got home, surprise me with something small I wanted. But then once we got…
Thank you for writing this. My first child was stillborn at full term. Following her death, my ex and I tried to have another baby for 3 extremely painful years which included 1 miscarriage. I wish I had words to explain how hard it was to not only lose our baby, but to then deal with the awfulness that is…
Honestly, who the fuck expects to build a life with a farm owning mime who takes himself seriously, beats dogs and has jealousy and anger issues? Are you insane?
My wife and I were on the same ship as you, then this little nugget of joy came around this past June.
that gif is giving me panic attacks at my desk
Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother