I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

Those men are all really creepy looking.

A giant Irishman! He was also a big crier. Like play 3 notes of Danny Boy and cue the water works. 275 pounds of gentle giant.

Like I get most of these are going to be funny, but I have so many terrible terrible stories about my former alcoholic father. I think I’ve told this one before, but I can’t help but tell it again.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

Embarrassing but God they sound like they adore you.

I found the kama sutra edible body glitter and a feather in my mom’s room when I was about 15. I was a nosy kid. Her boyfriend at the time was over 20 years older.

I’ll top that! Two different tantric sex books, one on either side of the bed, both with notes taken in them.

Mine was thankfully only something I witnessed, but it was HORRIFYING. In middle school after leaving the dermatologist my Mom and I were at Walmart shopping for facewash. I was looking at the Neutrogena and Mom whispers in my ear “I never liked Neutrogena. It feels like cum on my face.”

My birthday is April Fool’s Day.

When I was showing my parents around Harvard Yard, dad asked what kind of trees grew there. I didn’t know (still don’t), and said as much. He said, “I guess they’re Harvard Trees,” and laughed. I was mortified.

My dad was a pretty serious LOTR nerd before it was cool, i.e. before the movies came out. He read all the appendices and books by Tolkien’s son annotating his father’s notes and books about the linguistics and collections of artwork about Middle Earth. Two of these artists were particularly considered to be experts,…

Everything re Josh Duggar:

It’s Complicated is my house porn. I wanted Meryl’s home in that movie desperately. Also, her gourmet shop.

Oh yeah!!! This is my jam!! Not only have I gotten over 100 likes and comments in the Gawkerverse today, I rousted the FUCK out of a troll. And I have better kittens than this! I’m still greyer than The New York Times Grey Lady, but I am OWNING this day, and this week. Also I got taught about ‘following’ so watch out…

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

I love her. She’s great. She bought me a shot of patron when we got there and she talked shit the whole time. Constant shit. Blatant eye rolling and fake-gagging when they kissed. Hilarious.

Hey guys! That wedding I mentioned a while ago? It finally happened!

I wear this t-shirt at all family gatherings short of weddings and funerals:

I think the reason why some people do this is they want to test their own boundaries. See if they can truly stand to watch the worst & most disgusting shit, and if they can, then they feel better. It's like shining a flashlight into the darkest corners of the human mind, and knowing that you can withstand whatever…