“God will protect us! He protects all believers from everything!”

Also, Matthew 4:7:

She's a wee bit different than Oprah, no? Could you even call her a public figure during her incarceration? 

I don’t know if you know this, but a lot of people below 35 really like Bernie Sanders.

I think I’ve read that one before, my dear vanilla cupcake.

“I am not a racist, I am ethnocentric”

I mean, it’s probably just getting the blame on account of the post mortem. 

It’s because it wasn’t a boring retread, something that is generally hard to say about any star wars film. 

Some of the people mad that their friends and family can’t afford Healthcare unless someone with a 9 figure income gives them the go ahead were really mean to the people who are happy that their friends and family can’t afford Healthcare unless someone with a 9 figure income gives them the go ahead.

So much salt on here you’d think this was reddit. Got damn.

Being open minded is like being “a nice guy”; If you say it about yourself, you are lying.

“While many congregations are entering into virtual worship for the first time, churches that have been doing virtual worship for a while are also having to change things. Last year, I wrote about GodSquad, a Twitch and Discord-based church focused on gamers”

That’s the hottest take I’ve seen in weeks.

How much did the mouse slip you for that comment?

Obama and Trump won on the most powerful political force in America in the last half century; anger against how things are going, and the idea that the guy you vote for can change it. 

Since he’s down with honoring anti-american murderers, can we declare September “Al-Qaeda Appreciation Month”?

“I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, ‘Hey, isn’t that the stuff they’re talking about on TV?’”

Don't know, but part of me is excited to find out. 

Ah yes. Because Leach is our buddy. 

Yes yes yes.