Ass pennies, my friends. Ass pennies. If you don’t know, you tube that shit.

Thank you. I needed that. 

Bartender, waitress, housekeeper, nanny?

But I’m glad she did. 

Boy, I could tell you an ER story that would make you hurl. I used to race to the ER cause I’m a trauma junkie, but when I saw this particular wound, I saw stars. Just let me know if you want me to explain it to you in great detail. :)

I’m 49, so I’m with you. There was no such thing as body positivity growing up. I loved this book and I’m not mad at the show.

I’d like to have that tattooed on my ass. It’s big enough.

Is it weird that I’m pre-menopausal and I often feel like I have a Monstress of my own?

I love this song, the video is a bonus.

I find it super drying. You want mine?

I live in the area you’re looking to move to and the prices of houses here has gone up like crazy in the last few years. We bought our house in 2013 and it’s value has gone up $100,000. It’s insane. It’s still better than Seattle. If you need any help or anything let me know. I could be a good tour guide. :)

I’m with you. Damn near every Mother’s Day is like this. I keep hoping one of these years is going to be better.

I don’t read the articles during the day much anymore. Just check them at night. Too many trolls and bad drop in commenters from other places that are just rude. Mostly men. I’m not here for it.

Wanted to be an ER Nurse, got pregnant my freshman year of college instead.

Ugh... I’m sure when she wants your opinion on her makeup or choice of men she’ll ask you for it. Dude.

Or that it might take me an hour to write a two sentence text.

Done.

Newport is a beautiful little town. And I do the same thing, look for all the evacuation routes. Unfortunately I’m in a wheelchair if I have to walk more than 10 or 15 minutes, so I’m basically screwed. I have the apps too, I get woken up from earthquakes about every 6 months. I have it set on California, Oregon,…

I feel your pain. When my anxiety got really bad, not a day went by that I wasn’t obsessing over the Cascadia Subduction Zone and what it could do to us. I live in the Puget Sound and we are not prepared for what they say is going to happen. We were staying in a hotel on the beach in Long Beach, Wa. and I literally…

I chortled out loud at the picture. The golden days of Gawker. Damn.