Donating those pizzas is the definition of charity because they easily could have gone in the garbage and helped no one. You did a good thing and that’s admirable.

Do you think Sia will give me partial credit for the 8 pizzas I dropped off at the local homeless shelter last night? We had a lot of bad orders last night, and I hate to throw away good food, so it wasn’t purely charitable.

Who the fuck serves corn flakes on their yacht? Has the aristocracy lost all sense of class and decorum?

This is why we need the 70% marginal tax rate on income over $10M that AOC has been talking about—lessen the number of fucking yachts on which art can live and be sprayed with milky breakfast cereal.

EAT THE RICH. Are we waiting for someone to hand us a spoon or something?

You shouldn’t let you’reself get hanged up on that.

If a 26 year old man is rocking that hairstyle odds are pedo.

Well, eating enough of certain foods can mess with your skin pigment.

I always appreciate the opportunity to use this meme. 

What’s up Saturday Socialites? I’m super psyched because it was a pretty badass week! Celebrated my 45th birthday on Tuesday by getting my new counters installed and then Wednesday the sink/dishwasher/garbage disposal went in! Kitchen is DONE! Well, some appliance upgrade will come later, and some cosmetic/lighting…

Hello from hospital! After a week of throwing up violently, I finally drove to ER, where i immediately threw up all over the floor. So far labs, CATscan, sonograms all look okay. No big problem revealed. However, this extreme nausea is not abating, and I'm really suffering. I'll take some thoughts and prayers, please!

Salinger is overrated. I said what I said.

That’s my concern too. People are paying for the priveleges to be data mined.

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

“I eat salads, ok?”

I remain completely baffled about the appeal of Pete Davidson. 

Not that I’ve been all that exposed, but has Sam Smith ever done anything that wasn’t dreadfully boring? The still from the video even somehow looks painfully dull.

you owe me one (1) lunch and one (1) keyboard

Okay, pissing contest story time: I was in undergrad with a girl who had some tattooed Mandarin (?I’m not clear on character usage) characters on her feet in diagonal slants where the straps of a flip flop sandal would go. They looked great, so I asked her what they meant. She told me they straight up said “Fur /…