Nice! They got me with the frozen leg in the freezer on the first day. Scared the crap out of me. I think the best I ever heard was a local podiatrist came in with a vibrator lodged in his rectum and it was still on. Sadly I wasn’t working that night. *Occupation changed to protect the “innocent”.
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Lucky! Our lab was just a plain old foot in a freezer. Although we did have a cupboard with all the things that had been removed from peoples rectums that year. That was fun.
We can be bad together!
I started taking CBD for arthritis/back pain, but I also take statins for cholesterol. I found out later, you can’t do that, for the same reason you can’t have grapefruit basically and take statins. Something called P450 enzymes. There’s a whole lot of medications you shouldn’t mix with CBD. Here’s a little info. https…
5'2" with a fat ass. Fuck those stools.
It happened like 27 years ago, so it’s no biggie now. It was her and her boyfriend or something. At the time, I “knew” she was the one who had done it, but years later it was confirmed by a mutual friend. She just took all the things of mine that she wanted and then moved out a week later. And she tossed some stuff…
Like you, I think I sucked my thumb until I was like 9 or 10. My mom tried everything. The bitter stuff on my thumb. Hot sauce. Bribes. Punishment. Nothing worked until I was ready to quit. I think it was a certain watch I wanted. So, maybe bribes do work?
Here’s one. My roommate staged a “break in” to our apartment and then she stole my recliner that I was currently rocking my baby in, my stereo, the quilt my grandmother made me, etc. When the police came I couldn’t really do anything, her prints were all over the house cause she lived there. Live and learn.
From your lips to Satan’s ears.
The armed forces will take anyone now. Drugs in your past? They don’t care. Under aged drinking? Pshaw! Mental illness? If you don’t already have it, they’ll give you some by the time you’re finished. So that doesn’t really hold water.
I just got my order this week, I got Birthday Suit, Sweet Pea, Ballet Slipper and Varsity Jacket. I know the first three are so similar but sometimes I like to wear a polish that even if it gets a little chip in it, it won’t show very much and I might get an extra day of wear out of it. Know what I mean? And then…
I love her. I’ve literally spent hours just watching her videos and watching dem asses bounce.
Maybe I’m a little sensitive, but it’s almost like you’re mocking her pain.
I didn’t know tumblr had such interesting subject matter. I’ll have to give it another chance. Thanks!
I get what are basically big stickers from tattoo artists and put them on my wheelchair.
Aahh... gotcha! I shouldn’t have assumed you meant ladies. Hey, I’m down to watch whatever. I don’t know about my husband, but you never know.
What kind of lesbian porn do you recommend specifically? Asking for a friend. ;) I haven’t watched porn in a couple decades. 1) It’s too violent against women and 2) I’m too scared to f* up my computer with weird viruses.
I have several of those huge Hallmark photo albums from the 70's and a bunch of pages are just stickers. And I still buy stickers. I don’t know why.
I could watch that shit all day long, it tickles me to no end!