BWAAAAAHHH!!!

“It’s SAR-DOE!”

Zebo the Clown was amazing, because you never actually saw him move. Everything he did was just out of the protagonists line-of-sight. Surprisingly cerebral for a kid’s show.

I want overlong depictions of walking through the woods, camping, and then more walking through the woods.

Nevermind the .50 round that apparently went directly into Rick’s engine block and only managed to make the radiator overheat a little bit as he gently swerved back and forth.

We are the Porg. Remove your wallet and surrender your cash. We will add your funds to our own. Your income will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Just be glad the network execs didn’t go with their original proposed title, “The Emoji Show”.

I believe the instructions said there would be no “mirth” on Kinja, which is generally pretty accurate.

“Sam, we don’t have enough provisions for second breakfast.”

Oh my God, is that Mr. B-Sharp?

It was nice of them to let the 13-year-old winner of the Most Coolest Episode of Walking Dead Ever! Essay Contest direct this episode. Some inspiring moments from his script included:

As another former employee of a nursing home (specifically for those with dementia/Alzheimers) I’ve seen male patients with violent tendencies who made unwanted sexual advances routinely. The female patients usually divided up into cliques and talked shit about each other. And there were plenty of residents of both…

TheAngriestLibrarian vs. TheSmuggestLibertarian

I spent the entire trailer convinced that this was starring Jesse Plemons.

I went to the same college as Carpenter, and he’d show up to do lectures about once a year or so. Salty old guy, but very passionate. I was a fan of The Thing long before that—mostly for its amazing practical effects and the acting (even the dog is ridiculously good). I’ve probably watched it more than any other…

Remember when the FCC responded to this by brutally cracking down on PG-13 content on FM radio for some reason?

“The Snowman claims he gave us all the clues, but all I see are blue pawprints on that knife, that tophat, and that lady over there. Detective Steve, what do you make of this?”

“B-baka! I didn’t want to do action movies anyway!”

I too read them for the articles, after about 15 minutes or so.

“Lady Comstock Ghost”