“Hey Belgium, have YOU gotten any calls from America lately? France hasn’t either! I’m starting to get worried. Do you think we should call Interpol to do a welfare check? I mean, I don’t want to bother them, but you know.”

Hellloooo new porn name!

Kids love any song as long as you sing with inflecccctiioonnn.

Han must spend all of his money on Draino if he lets Chewy use his shower.

My parents kept the ones they gave out at McDonald’s for an ABSURD length of time.

Apparently he’s a 100% DNA match for the samples collected from the crime scenes, and he’s also confessing. Pretty crazy to see a resolution to this case, as a true crime fan.

The Fonz shot first.

I’m scared that the answer is “full automation”.

Yeah, Harmon seems...difficult to work with in many ways.

I don’t even think the American Sniper baby was even animatronic. It was just a straight-up baby doll fresh from Wal-Mart.

Based on the description, this sounds like Insane Clown Posse tried to make a sentimental album.

So they reveal his last name, right?

I was just going to yell at them like Gordon Ramsay.

If my article hits the site and you’re not reading it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and for the rest of your life.

- I love how Rick cocks his head side to side like a dog when he’s listening to people.

It’s a pretty practical accessory, except for that one unfortunate incident in the 9-Volt Battery Store.

“On Power: My Journey Through The Corridors Of Power And How You Can Get More Power”

I know it’s not going to be popular opinion, but I 100% agree with Caitlin on “Lord of the Rings”. I bought the first book and tried so goddamn hard to get through it, but it was such a brutal slog. Dozens upon dozens of pages where nothing of any real consequence happens. I guess nothing makes a better bedtime story…

“Christian Bale Unveils his Sizzling Dick...”

Yeah, I’m sure it was ultimately budget that spurred that (especially since it was one of the earlier episodes). But a lot of effective stylistic choices have historically come from the need to save on production costs.