So I guess the answer was ultimately “No, it ain’t.”

Especially considering their opening move is to start tearing off things with their bare hands.

He liked Star Trek. He wants to be Captain Kirk. He hasn’t completely squandered the good will of Fox Executives. That’s about all there is to it.

This is a lot more dramatic if you shit your pants over minor turbulence.

I love getting my picture taken because getting a piece of my soul sucked out reminds me that I have any left.

They should certainly do everything they can to obscure the fact that they’re center-right, at best.

I was hoping it would just be BB-8 with a mustache.

Dream Daddy DLC when?

If Michael Moore emerges from his hole and sees his shadow, that means four more years of Trump.

WHY DO THE CREATORS OF RICK AND MORTY SPIT ON THE VERY FACE OF GAME OF THRONES? THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU.

And then he goes back, back, back, back, back

Glorious.

Hey hey hey. While you were writing derisive Tweets and articles about my new album, you could have been getting down to THIS. SICK. BEAT.

All my upvotes...like dust in the wind.

Just a PSA: If you decide to make your account a “burner account” do NOT neglect to copy down the code it gives you, because that’s your password. I didn’t like a dingus, and had to make a new one that was unrelated to my Disqus account.