Not gonna lie. I feel better.

I google “hormonal changes in middle aged women” when I’m feeling hot.

Never forget. This was Candace’s brother’s birthday party. 3 and a half feet of Subway sandwiches, half a Sunny D and two of the most despondent women ever photographed.

Apropos of not much, The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone was on TV last night, and damn, it’s very easy to understand how just about everyone in Hollywood back then wanted to fuck Warren Beatty. He was like, cut. From marble.

Old man finally accepts award.

Folk music legend finally accepts award. [Page Six]

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.

Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

If you were 17 and getting married off to a 50 year old, odds are in one way or another, he’s going to be beastly.

9 months later, Jesus was born.

Melania reads the headline, nods in sad acknowledgement,

Racism makes people do some crazy shit man.

Imma let you finish, but Willow is Val Kilmer’s best movie

That sounds like an excellent dream.

Top Secret is severely underappreciated

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

“pumped the breaks [on the matter] after Nida’s last name was misspelled on documents.”

I find it kind of astounding just how much this government seems to detest its own people. It’s a level of disrespect and casual cruelty you rarely ever see in a developed nation.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’ve been trying to figure out if there is a way to sue them for their lying and deception.

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.