Real talk guys, I went to this event. I won an xbox one S and have the pics to prove it.

^^This is the best take, and VERY likely what will happen. The big reveal of IX will be that Luke WAS in fact her father.

Maybe Hawkeye will start appearing in Star Wars posters.

I couldn’t finish the article. I can’t watch movies like this, they trigger the hell out of me. I had a deep conversation last night with a good friend about my sexual abuse as a child. I let myself go all the way there last night and it was tough. Too raw today. Disembarking.

That hard boiled egg is overdone.

a giant feature wall covered in kale, radishes, and beets that wilted in a desultory fashion over the course of the day.

Maybe it’s just a Star Wars location people forgot about it.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

To get out of the grays. I got my priorities straight.

(Dis)Honourable mention goes to Kinja.

But we were meant to dislike her, and much like with Poe, she didn’t give a shit if we disliked her. She had a plan, she stuck to it, and then she went down with her ship like a fucking boss.

The milking thing was primal Star Wars. It’s indie filmmaker George Lucas making a weird 1970s space movie weirdness. RJ tapped right into that shit.

“It was a relief then that Rian Johnson did what needed to be done... I hear those criticisms, but find them easy to forgive in the face of how brave some of Rian Johnson’s choices were.”

“And a shirtless Kylo Ren with a comically oversized chest.”

Look, we’re pals so I feel okay saying this to you because I know you’ll understand: Transcribing my podcast would take money and/or unpaid time on my end. And then, you wouldn’t listen to the podcast, which is how I make money, so I’d be cutting into my revenue times two. I am not employed by GMG, I’m not allowed in…

I’ve known Danica for years - since college in the way-back. She is the real deal: whip smart, energetic, passionate, and sincere. I am so proud to see her doing something meaningful in her hometown and so proud to call her my friend.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Which Congressman dove on top of the 2nd amendment to make sure it was safe during the shooting?

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.