I would like to point something out that nobody seems to have noticed about this particular outfit of hers. It is based on traditional Dutch folk costume. She is wearing metal headgear that strongly resembles something called an oorijzer (“ear iron”) The rectangular bits (“books”) and the “curls” are usually not…

... I didn’t give you crap about Batman vs Superman. Man of Steel was not that bad, damnit.

It cannot be said enough. Suicide Squad is the worst movie ever made.

Things have not changed a lot since you woke up. 🐭

You do know that Kathy Griffin has produced more stand up specials than any comedian in history—not just the female ones—right? She’s had a pretty sick career—world records, emmys, etc. You might not like her, but to say her career has been shit is patently untrue.

I’m wearing cargo shorts as I type. I’m not fabricating; I worked at their record company in the 90's.

Hot Taek: Geri “Ginger Spice” Halliwell was the best Spice Girl.

It’s really an amazing juxtaposition this morning.

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

She wasn’t charged with anything? She just did 12 years because of covfefe?

Graphic. But it sticks the landing. *golf clap*

I will say that it does become harder for women to have children in their late 30s... so like, if you want kids what are you gonna do? I don’t want to have kids, so that doesn’t matter to me, but I imagine it is what some people worry about.

What is more unbelievable: that Donald trump is President or that Kim Kardashian is still a thing?

Holy wow. Going to add that image to the list of things that haunt my dreams.

in my personal experience, bullies are some of the quickest to cry out how they can’t stand meanness and to accuse others of bullying. given ruby rose’s ‘i only threw a *few fries* at that waiter and it’s because that mean terrible waiter ***TRIGGERED MEEEEEE***’ excuse for her previous bad behavior, meh

People are weird and farts are uncontrollable. I do it too if I were Jen.

Thank you for posting this. ❤

My only goal in life is to become rich and famous enough to ban anyone from entering a bathroom I’m in.

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