Sorely in need of more friends, so fuck yeah, I wish I could make friends by saying hi.

This kind of bums me out because I like malls. Cinnabon is at the mall. Orange Julius is at the mall. Can you buy Cinnabi or Orange Julii online? No, you cannot.

There is no there there. It’s very simply God, Gays, Guns and Racism. That’s it.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Quick poll: Growing up in the age of Trump (with Betsey Devos as the person who decides your educational options) or being an adult in the age of Trump?

The worst. The worst!!!

Bobby, you really made the most of what you had to work with, so this is not a reflection on you.

In fairness, the dictionary is doing what it’s supposed to do. Schooling people.

Do you really want to play the Internet Pedant Game with someone who has an Evil Spock tattoo?

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

Nomi, thank you for sharing your story with us. It’s so well-written. You deserve respect and you deserve the ability to wear your womanhood and your identity with pride. I wish nothing but the best for you and for all the young trans women and men out there struggling today like you.

Sorry to bother you, but is this where we are excoriating Hamilton today??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think I’m done with Jez today. See y’all tomorrow.

Jim, your illustrations always add so much the the articles, thank you for your work.

I often struggle with this, too. I love Tracee Ellis Ross. And I’m so glad she sees herself as the beautiful, dynamic, brilliant person that she is. And I also appreciate her willingness to talk about how bodily standards affect her as a woman of color.

Also...she’s like saying allthis while her picture on the cover of the magazine is right next to a bunch of headlines about weight loss. x_X

She’s talking about her ass, which black women have been mocked and degraded for having, for decades. We have been hyper sexualized as CHILDREN because of it. It was a mark of such embarrassment for many of us growing up, and I absolutely include myself in that. I was overly concerned with the way my butt moved too…

I hear you so loud and clear it’s practically giving me a headache.

(Ugh, I hate that I am about to defend Rand Paul) At least someone within the GOP is putting some pressure on them to come up with a plan? I mean, they bitched about Obamacare for nearly a decade, apparently without bothering to even got down some bullet points on a napkin for what they would do. I don’t want…