Chris Knight will never age, and I will ignore all evidence of a Real Genius remake.

Did your husband refuse to get the butt implants, or was he a good sport?

Michelle Obama is basically a real world Tami Taylor. I just want her to give me life advice, inspire me to do better, and have a glass of wine with me a few times a week.

And Wahoo isn’t exactly subtle, ya know? I mean, I’m a Cleveland fan and I can’t defend this shit. It’s people like this guy that make it seem like all Cleveland fans are racist midwestern hicks who will raise holy hell if the team changes the logo or the name. The reality is that most of us are like you and me: we’re…

Life long Cleveland fan and native Clevelander here - that shit’s racist. We can deny it all we want to, but racism is subtle and it never matters what the intent is, only what the outcome is. And bullshit on the “It’s only now a problem” argument. There have been protests at our games for over 20 years.

Thank you! I’ve been telling the same thing to my slaves for years.

It wasn’t considered an issue in the 20s or the 40s because out-and-out racism was normal and unexcpetional in the 20s and 40s. You fucking idiot. You numbskull.

My wife’s moisturizer is full of the same stuff.

Marty deserved WAY better than Rory. Poor Marty.

Agreed. This looks equally awful in a really delightful way. Delightfully awful.

Seriously. WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING? 2016 HAS BLOWN SO HARD CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS CHEESY REBOOT WITHOUT CRITICISM MY GOD?

KIRK AT FRIDAY DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me rn:

Disagree. I think that Gilmore Girls has a very good reason for coming back, because of the awful last season and the fact that they did not know, when filming it, that the last episode was actually going to be the last. Lorelai is annoying, sure, but she’s supposed to be - the character is flawed and actually not the…

Shut up. I’m tearing up just from hearing the theme song.

Mm, this hurts. I think I’m fucking this up. I steal my kisses, often. I’ve gotta stop. This article is amazing and I have a lot to learn about parenting. It’s really hard to shift gears, but I will try.

When my boyfriend watched The Hunger Games for the first time, his reaction to Gale was “Do you think he’s so sad all the time because he’s not as attractive as his brother, Thor?”

Disagree, but it doesn’t really matter because Elsa Pataky is hotter than both of them and because she married Chris and not Liam, his life is by default perfect.

Controversial statement there...