Randilyn! So glad to see you! It’s been a while. I was worried about you up there in Boca during Matthew. I trust you came through it all OK?

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

I loved her show as a kid. Just shows how well she appeals to different audiences.

Carol is one of the funniest people ever, her show in the 70's was and still is some of the funniest TV ever produced. As a kid i couldn’t get enough of Tim Conway and Harvey Korman, Tim always made him break character. Just incredibly funny stuff... i will definitely be looking forward to seeing this show.

Her social media team is awesome. And quick.

Actually, it’s President Clinton if you’re nasty Donald...

I so agree.

I’m writing in Tom Bergeron because I think he deserves better than Dancing with the Stars.

I mean, he already got us all to cheer for Hillary Clinton. By comparison: her mafia-fabulous, Goldman Sachs loving, war-hawk arse looks like the love child of Mother Theresa and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Is that you Melania?

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Yeah, I’d never heard this before and I’m fucking furious on her behalf. What the fuck do you know about shit, hoss? Get the fuck outta here. She’s a bitch for understanding diplomacy? She’s a bitch for not casting spells over other governments and just compelling them to obey us?

His sons?

ohh good dirt bag.

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

WHAT IS HE HIDING?!

For all my frothing at the mouth about his crappy suits, his ties were not something I noticed until now. HOW? My god, the TIES. lololol They’re cartoonish!

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

This thread has magically erased my own memory of what I called them before I read it. I’m staring dumbly at the one currently on my wrist and... I just don’t know.