This is magnificent.

THANK YOU. I’ve seen her show a few times, when I’m home sick (I don’t have cable and get only 3 channels). Never again. She’s not smart, she’s not perceptive, she’s not insightful, she just gossips and makes superficial, ignorant comments - most of which are for the benefit of her white audience members.

This sounds like a coverup to me. I assume what actually happened is that she unhinged her jaw, stretched her mouth open to the size of a manhole cover, and then seized these staffers with her tentacles, shoving their bodies whole into her gaping maw, later regurgitating their bones and clothes in compact pellets.

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.

Honest off-topic question—are we using “whip smart” for women or not? It’s just such a weirdly gendered, condescending term. But maybe she meant it to be condescending because Wendy W is a mess? Idk. “Whip smart.” Opinions?

My first thought as well.

Wow. Not that this excuses this little shitstain’s behaviour at all but with a father like that, that boy never stood a chance.

Solid reasoning.

A person who dislikes those things is most certainly evil, so good call.

No one ever asks me where anything is anymore because of Mel Brooks. Also, I ended a blind date because the guy called Mel Brooks a hack and said that he did not care for the Golden Girls. That’s too much bullshit to take all in one shot like that.

Turns out not a lot of people want to watch a series of films about the dangers of letting personality tests run your dystopian society. Who knew?

Well, that puts her one up on those British people who didn’t understand what voting for Brexit meant.

This comment is making me laugh a lot.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

“...eyeing the cat like they want to fuck her shit up but can’t be bothered.”

I died.

(In rat news of the non-king and non-fucking variety: my huskier one had a benign tumor burst yesterday, and her sister got sprayed in the eye with blood and clear-colored seepage both. At the moment they’re eating half a nutrigrain bar knock-off each and are otherwise fine and clean again and eyeing the cat like they…

OH MY GAWD

Yeah they care more about sports than providing a good education too...

I don’t know.