I know the answer! They’re written by boners, for boners.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

That’s an interesting excuse for telling someone to commit suicide.

I’m not correcting you, specifically, but... would everyone stop calling it a soundtrack? It’s an original cast recording. It isn’t a film soundtrack. Cast. Recording.

Yes, yes you do!

If you give a shit about keeping religoin out of politics or a woman’s right to choose, then you vote for the Democrat. ANY Republican getting SCOTUS picks isn’t an option. It’s time to grow the fuck up.

She is the only person I have ever liked better because of Twitter. She’s so goddamn good at Twitter.

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

I miss Lindy and MoGlo dirtbags sometimes. They were so clever and funny.

I can top that, I thought “gender reveal” was referencing someone coming out as trans so I was super confused, staring at the photos and did not understand what this was about at all until getting to the end of the first paragraph. Now I can’t stop laughing at myself. #ChildFree

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

lol the matter-of-fact-ness of this response. A++++++

shrug-nod.

Agreed. Saw it in the theater and it just sucked. Pitt (who spent most of the film covered in baby oil) and Bloom were both annoying AF, Diane Kruger had the most ridiculous lines, O’Toole legit looked like he was going to keel over dead in front of the cameras — nothing about that movie treated it as anything more…

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

Same as it ever was.

Get more Pez!!!!

Small update, I have ate all the pez. I am not sure what to do with my life now.

“Goodbye, tiny purple genius.”

Goodbye, tiny purple genius. The world was much more interesting while you were in it. Thanks for giving the most interesting parts of my life a kickass soundtrack.