+1 round about secret life of Alex Mack reference?

The Secret World of Allison Mack sure is a trip.

it’s comforting to me that matthew lawrence is still a certified smokeshow after all these years

Nope and she doesn’t owe him a free payday. His wanting something for nothing ass. If he hadn’t asked for an interview after watching them load it and then she’d posted this tirade I would have had a problem. But his stupid, entitled ass wanted something.

“I would have told you who the fuck bit Beyonce...”

I love her. I love her so much. In my mind, she and I are best friends.
TMZ is so out of pocket on this. Thank you Tiffany for calling them out. See TMZ, you lost out on who bit Beyonce for being some rude asses.
<insert Fred Sanford voice>Ya big Dummies.

Yeah it’s a major damned if you do/ don’t situation.

There are only 2 parties.

They forced a shutdown over this and the American people blamed them for putting brown foreign kids over “real Americans.” I know it’s fun to blame Democrats, but the problem is that most Americans are incredibly racist and even the woke ones are unwilling to give up even an iota of their own comfort for DACA…

Does it really matter if they could “easily” blame the GOP for it? They are easily blaming the GOP for putting Dreamers in this situation in the first place and it’s mattered fuck all with the American public. Hell, there’s been more ink spilled about how the DEMS have failed Dreamers (by not using their small…

*Because they thought the public would support them.*

Oh hey look, a disingenuous headline that doesn’t acknowledge there’s plenty of disagreement within the Democratic party about how to handle negotiations (“With that in mind, some of the letter’s signatories said the more realistic goal is not forcing action on DACA, but preventing Republicans from using the omnibus…

Just like gun reform, it’s best to stop pretending that, under current circumstances, this is ever going to happen.

Roll with the joke, my friend.

Those are great tits

Keep in mind that the only reason anyone would listen or publish anything Miranda Kerr says is because of the way she looks.

Okay, but what are your thoughts on crystal tits?

The constant ending of his tweets with an exclamation point is so fucking annoying. I read it as FAKE. Bullshit. I know this because I recently realized that I do the same on my Instagram most of the time, which is sadly just a way for me to be like I’M DOING GREAT EVERYONE. When really I’m dying inside.

She isn’t dumb. Get out while there are still assets.

“Don Jr just doesn’t talk about “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News while wearing a raincoat anymore... I’m really concerned that he’s not himself.”

My aunt makes smoothies and then adds some vodka to the mix. She’s going to be pissed when she finds out she could have made money offa that shit.