I’ve been telling everyone about this number! “We saw that article in the Atlantic. And then we peed on the Atlantic.” BAHAHAHA

Love your username, can’t believe this shit from r/relationships... wait a minute - yes I can. I had a friend who had a similar reaction to their SO and rather than giving my sympathy I responded by asking if they would seriously want to be with the kind of person who would so easily abandon animals that they had…

“Uniquely spirited” is a great descriptor. I have five cats, and none of them are true assholes by any stretch of the imagination, but one of them is uniquely spirited and makes me want to scream sometimes. He is extremely intelligent, so he gets bored easily. The other four are content to sleep for 22 hours a day,…

Everyone sing with me!

So they will eject someone for forgetting to mute their phone and getting a text, but not someone for making lewd, suggestive comments and physically grabbing an employee. Awesome.

This. Fucking. Place. Can we stop playing along with their creation myth?

“on the prowl” for an actress to play Soo Jin.

QQ - Does anyone doubt that Tarantino is anything but an insufferable prick?

She’s the only guest on SNL that I’ve watched their whole opening speech, or whatever you call it, and actually laughed. Most of the time I’ll just make a bathroom break or fast forward, and come back for the rest of the show.

So many actors have the same “talk show story”. Perfectly rehearsed. Used over and over. Tiffany has a different story for every interview. It’s amazing.

In the pilot, Rebecca went to a strip club to talk to a stripper named Destiny about how she definitely didn’t move to West Covina because of Josh.