Littlefinger: "Ah, but you'll recall that The Vale's army is at my command."

*Grabs megaphone*
"Hey 90's kids! Only a few more decades before you diiiieeee!"

The climax being when they shove every potato-related product into his face, put the lightbulb in his mouth, and create a beam of light that destroys the school.

EPIC DRIVE-BY DUNK!!! [POLICE CALLED] [GONE SEXUAL]

"asking Father Gabriel (Seth Gilliam) if he happened to put on his shitting pants that day, because he’s going to need ‘em."

*Rick and Negan hop on a sled*

I'm sorry friend, but my moral barometer is pointing directly at "salt mines".

The teachers in my elementary school put the verdict on the television since it was a "historic moment" that the kids should see.

Today would have been Chris Cornell's birthday…

Could you imagine if he had JUST gotten elected president last year with Palin as his VP? Hooboy.

Hidley-ho King-a-reeno!

"The Lee's send their regards."

Well yeah, you can't spin them in there.

"Commander, surveillance is detecting spike in fun sensors that is going beyond legal restriction near Moscow. Shall I dispatch Anti-Fun Unit?"

"You've been STRAPPED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. Lose 1 turn."

The Chicken Soup books are too rich for my blood. I think I'll stick with Stale Ramen for the Soul

"Master, what is my purpose?"

And now, "Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly Gets Hit in the Groin with Football"

"I can hold my breath! I can hold my breath a loooong time!"

"Meteor shit!"